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<div style="width:600px; border: 1px solid black; text-align:center; background-color:#FFD87F"> <h2>The Everything Test</h2> There are many different types of tests on the internet today. Personality tests, purity tests, stereotype tests, political tests. But now, there is <i>one test to rule them all</i>.<br /><br /> Traditionally, online tests would ask certain questions about your musical tastes or clothing for a stereotype, your experiences for a purity test, or deep questions for a personality test.We're turning that upside down - all the questions affect all the results, and we've got some innovative results too! Enjoy :-)<br /><br /> <table width="550" style="margin-left:25px"> <tr> <td width="100%"> <table width="100%" style="border:1px solid black; background-color:#FFECBF"> <tr><td style="text-align:center" align="center"><b>Personality</b></td></tr> <tr><td style="text-align:center" align="center">You are more <b>logical</b> than emotional, more <b>concerned about others</b> than concerned about self, more <b>atheist</b> than religious, more <b>dependent</b> than loner, more <b>lazy</b> than workaholic, more <b>traditional</b> than rebel, more <b>engineering mind</b> than artistic mind, more <b>cynical</b> than idealist, more <b>follower</b> than leader, and more <b>introverted</b> than extroverted.<br /><br />As for specific personality traits, you are <b>intellectual</b> (87%), <b>romantic</b> (86%), <b>greedy</b> (77%), <b>adventurous</b> (70%).</td></tr> </table> </td> </tr> </table><br /> <table width="550" style="margin-left:25px"> <tr> <td width="250"> <table width="100%" style="border:1px solid black; background-color:#FFECBF"> <tr><td style="text-align:center; border-bottom:1px solid black" align="center" colspan="2"><b>Stereotypes</b></td></tr> <tr><td><b>College Student</b></td><td>75%</td></tr><tr><td><b>Prep</b></td><td>69%</td></tr><tr><td><b>White Trash</b></td><td>68%</td></tr> </table> </td> <td width="50"> </td> <td width="250"> <table width="100%" style="border:1px solid black; background-color:#FFECBF"> <tr><td style="text-align:center; border-bottom:1px solid black" align="center" colspan="2"><b>Life Experience</b></td></tr> <tr><td><b>Sex</b></td><td>54%</td></tr><tr><td><b>Substances</b></td><td>38%</td></tr><tr><td><b>Travel</b></td><td>42%</td></tr> </table> </td> </tr> </table><br /> <table width="550" style="margin-left:25px"> <tr> <td width="250" style="border:1px solid black; background-color:#FFECBF"> <b>Politics</b><br /> Your political views would best be described as <b>Liberal</b>, whom you agree with around <b>59%</b> of the time. </td> <td width="50"> </td> <td width="250" style="border:1px solid black; background-color:#FFECBF"> <b>Socioeconomic</b><br /> Your attitude toward life best associates you with <b>Middle Class</b>. You make more than <b>0%</b> of those who have taken this test, and <b>38%</b> less than the U.S. average.<br /> </td> </tr> </table><br /> <table width="550" style="margin-left:25px"> <tr> <td width="100%" style="border:1px solid black; background-color:#FFECBF"> If your life was a movie, it would be rated <b>R</b>.<br /> By the way, your hottness rank is <b>48%</b>, hotter than <b>68%</b> of other test takers. </td> </tr> </table><br /> <a href="http://tss.skcusome.com/take.php?id=eay" style="color:purple">TAKE THE TEST</a><br /> <font size="1">brought to you by <a href="http://tss.skcusome.com">thatsurveysite</a></font> <br /><br /></div> |
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| as seen in rachel's lj (sorry if this is a double post for anyone) |
[Aug. 12th, 2005|12:19 am] |
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn’t have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
Repost this if you believe homophobia is wrong. |
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[Jun. 4th, 2005|05:09 pm] |
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i slept for fourteen hours last night. i woke up feeling blurry. i dreamt that i died, possibly among a few other friends of mine, but...i just kept going. i was dead, but i stood up and walked around and talked to people, and i was still me. i don't know what i died of. it was much clearer when i woke up. it might have something to do with my reading american gods again. but today i feel strange. i don't want to play internet games in the apartment anymore. i want to go out and do something...no, i want someone to take me out to do something. i feel so at loose ends now that rachel's gone home. i mean, i know i can do okay without her. it's just this weird day, plus that. i want to go do something, but i don't want to go alone, and i don't want to decide where to go or what to do. i'm tired, i hate that. i hate that when you sleep a lot, you just get more tired. mom will probably get mad at me because i didn't go to wizardworld. feh. well, now holland wants to do dinner, but she's in the city. i'm so picky. i think i just want today to be a cuddle day. rachel, sky, holly...are all not here. :( no offense to them, but my body just...yeah. i want to lie in bed and cuddle and talk. and i sort of want sex. rrrrrr. i feel so incredibly strange right now. |
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| whoa, i clicked the update button |
[Jun. 2nd, 2005|10:37 pm] |
Life is good. Life is so damn good I'm almost afraid of what comes after this. I mean, not really. But I was just thinking that maybe i should be. But nah, I'm not serious. Life is really just too wonderful. Everything is right. There is not a thing in this world that I have to worry about. I'm happy, Rachel's happy, my job is great, my roommate is really sweet (we played catch with a football tonight for like half an hour or more, and it's the most exercise i've gotten in ages. we talked about schools and living in the city and lots of things), and i even think i know what i might want to do with my life. and the rest of the summer, i'm going to go to work, learn more than i ever thought possible, have a great time, hang out with rachel and my friends, and eventually quit smoking.
and next semester, i'll work, and i'll study, and i'll act and sing and be stressed out but still probably happy. i can really only think of one thing to complain about, and it's transient and will change when i really want it to. my parents absolutely love rachel, they took us out to dinner, i have a brand new car (a black 2005 Ford Escape XLT, if anybody cares), and...wow. this is the kind of stuff i wish i could show to all the teenagers who bitcha bout life all the time. if you want it to be good, and you work a little bit, with a little bit of luck, you can have it. god. maybe it's a lot more luck than i think. i don't know. but things are...quite perfect. |
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[Apr. 12th, 2005|07:48 pm] |
Advanced Global Personality Test Results | Extraversion | |||||||||||||||| | 66% | | Stability | |||||||||||||| | 60% | | Orderliness | |||||| | 30% | | Empathy | |||||||||||||||| | 63% | | Interdependence | |||||||||||||||| | 63% | | Intellectual | |||||||||||| | 50% | | Mystical | |||||||||||||||| | 70% | | Artistic | |||||||||||||| | 56% | | Religious | || | 10% | | Hedonism | |||||||||||||||| | 63% | | Materialism | |||||||||||| | 50% | | Narcissism | |||||||||||| | 43% | | Adventurousness | |||||| | 23% | | Work ethic | |||| | 16% | | Self absorbed | |||||||||||| | 50% | | Conflict seeking | |||||||||||| | 43% | | Need to dominate | |||||||||||| | 50% | | | Romantic | |||||||||||||||| | 63% | | Avoidant | || | 10% | | Anti-authority | |||||||||||| | 50% | | Wealth | |||||||||||||||| | 63% | | Dependency | |||||||||||||||||| | 76% | | Change averse | |||||||||||||||| | 63% | | Cautiousness | |||||||||||||||||| | 76% | | Individuality | |||||||||||| | 43% | | Sexuality | |||||||||||||||||||| | 90% | | Peter pan complex | |||||||||||| | 50% | | Physical security | |||||||||||||||||||| | 90% | | Food indulgent | |||||||||||||||||||| | 83% | | Histrionic | |||||||||| | 36% | | Paranoia | |||||||||||||||| | 70% | | Vanity | |||||||||||||||| | 70% | | Hypersensitivity | |||||||||||||||| | 63% | | Female cliche | |||||| | 30% | |
| Take Free Advanced Global Personality Testpersonality tests by similarminds.comI barely post anything but tests anymore. Ah, well. Othello is definitely in two days. Fuck. I'm slightly scared. Ah well. Otherwise, things are good. |
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[Apr. 4th, 2005|01:36 pm] |
I amHastur!
The Unspeakable One is the master of those who seek to unveil the mysteries of death. It is through meditation upon the Yellow Sign that the devotee of Hastur seeks transcendence to the city-realm of dim Carcosa. Through a complex series of visualizations that expand the aspirants void-consciousness, the final age will arise. Ruled by the ominous King in Yellow, a new stage of reality will come to fruition. Of the Olde Ones, Hastur is considered to be one of the most difficult to work with, his teachings being reserved exclusively for the Cthonian Adepts and Lords.
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Mwahahahaha!! |
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[Mar. 6th, 2005|12:55 am] |
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dammit. i miss rachel incredibly. i mean, i guess that's what happens when you spend the majority of your time with someone...but i haven't missed someone like this in a long time. and the best part is that...i really believe that she misses me too. makes me feel good. and we're gonna go down the shore and have a wonderful time and eat japanese food and drink and smoke and go to the beach and see lucy and do homework and anything else we want. idyll.
it's slightly odd to be home. i guess it's always so. i told my parents about staying on campus this summer, and they seemed okay with it. i haven't told them much else...like my smoking or my wonderful girlfriend...and again, i really miss both right now. i went out to blockbuster just to get a smoke. i'm such a loser. and they commented that i smelled when they picked me up from school. i blamed it on everyone else...
i'm really anxious about trying to learn my lines. i'm terrible at it, and i have oh, a week to learn all of them. fuck.
i am extremely sore. |
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[Feb. 21st, 2005|10:18 pm] |
You Are 24% Femme and 76% Butch!
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80 - 100% Femme - You're the girly girl of the century. Or Clay Aiken.
60 - 79% Femme - Girl? Almost certainly. If not, you've got some major man boobs going on.
40 - 59% Femme - Girl or guy? Even your best friends can't figure this one out.
20 - 39% Femme - You are likely male, or the toughest, scariest lesbian around.
0 - 19% Femme - You are 100% male. You make cowboys look like pussies.
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How Butch or Femme Are You?More Great Quizzes from Quiz Diva
haha. i'm a touch scary lesbian. yeah right. |
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[Jan. 25th, 2005|03:08 pm] |
i know i haven't been posting lately - the days have been very full, and everything has been very exciting. but i just wanted to mention a few of the most important things that have happened to me, in no particular order:
-i got into the night owls.
-i worked out my schedule, and everything is good.
-i acquired myself a girlfriend. that's right.
more updates to come. promise. |
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[Jan. 12th, 2005|10:57 pm] |
SERENA ON LAW AND ORDER WAS A LESBIAN!!?!??!?!? OMFG!! she's only like the hottest woman on television, holy god... i didn't know that! when did that happen? does anybody know?!
i went out for drinks with my former boss tonight. got a little drunk. made a few calls. (bad drunk!) saw clo earlier, had so much fun. saw blair before that, went to target and bargain-shopped. i'm exhausted now, i'm all walked out. it's totally bath time. |
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[Jan. 11th, 2005|06:22 pm] |
courtney called me!! yaaaaay!! it was really wonderful to hear her voice...
also, cynthia nixon has a new commercial for that vitamin-infused soda, and it has her appreciating all the men around. and i can't help but think that some of her particular glances at the camera are extremely...tongue in cheek, if you'll pardon the expression. :) yay for high-profile homos. |
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[Jan. 10th, 2005|01:15 pm] |
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denbigh 127! holy shit! i...i...don't understand. yes, it's right by the door and the backsmoker, and yes, it's right by the construction on dalton, but I'M NOT IN ERDMAN AND IT'S A FUCKING MIRACLE!! (no offense, erdmanites. i'm just spending a lot of time in park.) x5562! |
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[Jan. 9th, 2005|05:12 pm] |
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i'm watching the queer eye marathon, and there are all these commercials for the new show, "queer eye for the straight girl". and they have a lesbian who is just...fucking ugly. so supremely so that i didn't want to use the abbreviation. i just...can't handle it. |
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[Jan. 8th, 2005|01:40 am] |
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update: now DYING for a smoke. having milo instead. hope it will help. doesn't taste quite like elle's milo. not sure why. mushier. maybe i need to apply more. ;) but i feel kinda icky right now, don't know if it would help...also ate tons of candy at the movie theater. saw the incredibles again. still as wonderful the second time. game some, sleep some, go out maybe. can't get drunk tomorrow, sadly...unless i get an early start with blair and stay there that night. well. who knows. |
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[Jan. 7th, 2005|02:13 pm] |
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quitting smoking. not the most fun thing i've ever done, but it's not near as hard as it is for some people, since i didn't smoke that much. though elle says i did. i maybe got up to six a day at some points. not that much. i just feel kind of...tense. and then i'm waiting for the tension to go away. odd feeling. but i think this is my first addiction that's been completely vestigial and involving only me. hopefully it won't get worse. |
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[Jan. 1st, 2005|02:04 pm] |
it's sixty-three degrees outside. it feels like spring.
but i want my goddamned snow!!!
all right, all right, i take it back. i'm sitting out back on the deck now...it's warm, there's a bit of a breeze...and a ladybug just landed nearby. it is lovely. though i always wonder how a few warm days affect the ecosystem. like, do bugs and stuff come out, thinking it's spring, and then die when it gets cold again? and other animals? or do they have a sense of time that tells them this is just unseasonable, just a bit of a break? and i did make the mistake of walking around barefoot, and there's still a bunch of rock salt on the ground...ow. wintry gravel. the sun's already behind my house, at two in the afternoon. short days, still. but it's pretty. the sky's all clear. and that ladybug is still exploring. |
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[Dec. 26th, 2004|02:13 pm] |
i had the creepiest dream last night. i dreamt that i was falling in love with a blond girl, who wasn't particularly hot, per se, but to whom i had that strange and unique attraction that i get, when everyone else (or, simon) goes, "what? you're crazy. she's not that cute." anyway. we were living at an amusement park i think, and she was a friend of mine, and we had a couple other friends who were comically out to get us. like a movie, like my dreams tend to be. but i just remember being so in love with her, and seeing how things would come together for us, and feeling so happy just to see her smile at me. i think i bought her a hot dog or a milkshake or something, then protected her from robots or something while she ate.
the creepy part of the dream is that the girl looked very much like nina. yes, emily, that nina. i guess i can't dislike her so mch anymore...i'm certainly not in love with her (eeeeyugh) but i guess i'm more sympathetic to her.
fortunately, she still doesn't like me at all.
does anyone else dream consistently in third person? |
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[Dec. 24th, 2004|12:42 am] |
so, there's this chick, liz, who i know through a friend (ari! yay!). and this past summer, we were gonna hang out, but something happened...i think there's a sad post about it. but i just got a message from her apologizing for it. and that was amazingly sweet. and now i feel very good. i'd call her back, but it's a little late...and i know she keeps odd hours, miss ari, but i always feel weird. i sent her back a text message, don't know if she gets them. but now i am happy.
i saw spanglish with jess and tim. and it was a touching, if cinematically odd, movie. it was all about this mexican woman (HOTTTTTTTTTTTTIE, take note of all the T's cause wow) and her daughter, and the los angeles suburbs family that the woman, flor, takes care of. the mom is absolutely nuts, and tells her daughter she's fat and shit like that, buys her clothes a size too small...ick. but it's really a good movie, framed in flor's daughter's college application essay to Princeton. There are some funny and some bizarre moments, like when adam sandler bursts out tourettes style with something like "and if you don't i'll SET MY HAIR ON FIRE AND PUNCH MYSELF IN THE FACE!!" and then pauses and goes, "That was an odd way for me to be communicating with you right now." Anyway, i ramble. i liked it.
got my reapplication form. yes, mawrtyrs, i shall be returning, fear not! if temple would give me my goddamned transcript. and i'm so going to end up in erdman basement...fucker...that's not good...
i saw miss holly today, yay! she looked lovely in her dad's pajama pants and a couple little sweater-shirts. i missed her very much.
i rented super mario sunshine. it's fucking hard, now hat i can't keep a walkthrough by my side wiht my laptop. yes, i'm a cheating bastard, but that's how i was raised. my kids are never getting their hands on a game genie. ever. that shit will fuck you up! |
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